Cheese Chartbusters
Every week I will endevour to give you the 411 on the new ARIA chart ... etc., etc. ...
1 "IN DA CLUB" 50 Cent
My favourite things about 50 Cent:
* He was a crack dealer at 12.
* He has been shot 9 times.
* He wears a flack jacket everywhere he goes.
* Because he's been shot 9 times.
2 "ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID" t.A.T.u.
They're
still alive? I hate their version of "How Soon Is Now?" The Smiths rule, but are clearly coverable as I quite like the Love Spit Love version (aka the
Charmed song).
3 "LOST WITHOUT YOU" Delta Goodrem
Dear Delta,
Hi!
Love Scott xox
PS: Say hi to Lea for me.
4 "ALL I HAVE" Jennifer Lopez featuring LL Cool J
All
I have is a gut-full of this song, frankly.
5 "NU FLOW" Big Brovaz
Why would you name yourself after such a crappy show? Who just stole it from a book? And then mis-spell it in a lame attempt to appear all
street. As if.
PS: I am a BB addict. Love it.
6 "BUMP, BUMP, BUMP" B2K featuring P. Diddy
Best thing about P.Diddy: I buy Sean Jean stuff for my Dad. His friends don't get the joke. But I do. He got mad at me once when I asked him if he knew who P.Diddy was. "Of COURSE I do!" he said. And then, without missing a beat; "Why
did he and J-Lo break up?"
7 "YOU PROMISED ME (TU ES FOUTU)" In-Grid
Now, thanks to 2DayFM's TV ads, whenever I hear this song I think of that fat guy dancing in his boxer shorts. BECAUSE I DIDN'T HATE IT ENOUGH ALREADY.
8 "MESMERIZE" Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
In the video, they try to take off the final scene of
Grease (when they sing "You're The One That I Want"). But it looks crap and Ja isn't even trying.
9 "LOVESONG" Amiel
Wow, I didn't think this song would go top 10. I like it and all, but I've only heard it on the radio about once.
Remember when Amiel was on
Raw FM?
With Nadine Garner, whom I love.
10 "GET THE MUSIC ON" Sophie Monk
When are Tiffani and Belinda's singles coming out?
I think they will be better.
Honourable Mentions
Not Top 10, but in need of further disection:
20 "I BEGIN TO WONDER" Dannii Minogue
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
27 "2 BEAUTIFUL" Emmanuel Carella
I kinda like this song. But I don't know why, because it's pretty crap. It's kinda '80s - but not good '80s and not like an actual '80s song.
I thought the guy was from Europe or something when I first saw the video. The song has an "I'm from Europe and just learnt English - like my song?" feel to it. Which isn't bad. But the pretending the broom is a microphone thing in the video? Is.
Molly Meldrum signed him and probably thinks he will be the next Peter Andre. Hmmm. Or the next Juno Roxus.
29 (new entry) "LIGHTS OUT" Lisa Marie Presley
I like this song. It's bland and all, but still good. I mean, she's no Julian Lennon, but give her time.
No.1 Album
"INNOCENT EYES" Delta Goodrem
Yay!
posted by Scott at 4:00 PM
